Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Please Please Me

This IM convo (which was certainly NOT held during work hours) could be the start of a whole new poetry genre. Or not.

Can you guess the theme? (By the way, I totally blame Susie for this.)

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
please please me.

Jess says:
come on come on

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
YEAH YEAH YEAH

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
WHOA YEAH

Jess says:
I wanna be your man

Jess says:
I wanna be your ma-a-a-a-a-n

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wanna be your lover baby

Jess says:
love you like no other, baby

Jess says:
like no other can

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i told you before

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
you can't do that.

Jess says:
I have got

Jess says:
another girl

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm gonna let you down

Jess says:
I am telling you...this time you better stop

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
AND LEAVE YOU FLAT

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i could be sleeping like a log

Jess says:
I could too

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i SHOULD be.

Jess says:
It's 5!

Jess says:
go home!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
yeah, but i got one more thing to do...

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
[expletive deleted)

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
now i'm back in the ussr

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
which curiously

Jess says:
I'm the fool on the hill

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
doesn't exist!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
head.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
hurts.

Jess says:
concusion?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
well, there was the train incident

Jess says:
exactly

Jess says:
I'm back in the USSR now, too!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
this is like a poem! a bad poem!

Jess says:
I would go crazy if my name were Prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i love that name

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
could have a lot of fun with a name like that.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
glass onion

Jess says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
wow, i just learned a lot!

Jess says:
does your head feel bettter?

Jess says:
after learning?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
not really?

Jess says:
maybe you have too much stuff in there

Jess says:
too much pressure

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
TRUE, THAT!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
will empty it out tonight.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
life goes on

Jess says:
I wish there was some sort of defragmenting function for your brain

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
la la la la life goes on

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
and my apt!

Jess says:
I've just seen a face

Jess says:
Don't Bother Me!!!

Jess says:
my theme song!

Jess says:
go away, leave me alone, don't bother me

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
happiness is a warm gun, mama

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wonder how long we could go on like this?

Jess says:
eight days a week

Jess says:
long, long, long

Jess says:
the end

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
take a good look around you.

Jess says:
I'm SCARED to do that

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
hold your head up you silly girl

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm so tired, feelin' so upset

Jess says:
two of us

Jess says:
I'm in love and it's a sunny day

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
you were only waiting...

Jess says:
let me take you down 'cuz I'm going...

Jess says:
nothing is real

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
if you want me to i will

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wonder what other bands we could do this with.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm guessing?
mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
on the blog?
mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
this won't be nearly as funny
Jess says:
boooooo
Jess says:
did you notice that Craig was just singing "Real Love"?
Jess says:
coincidence?
Jess says:
I think not

Jess says:
here comes the sun king

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
julia, julia!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm outta here julia

Jess says:
you never give me your money

Jess says:
waaaaah

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
shimmering in the sun

Jess says:
good day sunshine

Jess says:
and good night

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
do you or don't you want me to love you?!?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
tell me

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
nevermind.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
helter skelter.

13 comments:

Jon (was) in Michigan said...

Sounds like the Beatles to me.

21stCenturyMom said...

Love notes from Judy in the Sky with Diamonds

Laurie said...

I must be too young because I am completely lost.

Deirdre said...

I agree--I am too young to get it,
maybe I should be in the USSR too.
-NOD

Bex said...

Okay, you have WAY too much time on your hands. Back to the saltmines! (cracking 7-ft. whip)

LBTEPA said...

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that made the hair stand up on my arms....
(in a good way)

RB said...

Help! All together now .. let it be! From me to you ... (1) get back (2) have a banana, and (3) Leave my kitten alone!

Jess said...

P.S. I love you.

a.maria said...

i think i might be too young as well!!!

susie said...

So much fun. Thanks for the pics. They're up!

Phoenix said...

I look at you all . . .

Just12Finish said...

All I can say is:

"Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, chiquitita"

Yeah baby.

IhateToast said...

can we request themes? since it's ONLY THURS here and you're stuck with another workday coming up. i'd like to request another thread but of bad rhymes.