Thursday, December 13, 2007

It Can Only Mean One Thing

When your spinning instructor? Promises to bring in a CD for you next week? And then he actually does? And not only brings in the CD? But brings you a MIX CD of the great Lila Downs? With songs from like more than just one CD? And then tells you where he went to high school (Barcelona)? And what year he graduated (1976)? And answers your questions about whether he speaks Spanish? And you have an ENTIRE conversation? About whether or not he still uses Spanish? And he says yes, but only with the gardeners, and with "OUR" housecleaners?

It can only mean one thing.

He's definitely married.

12 comments:

Triseverance said...

Now if I spoke spanish and you would have asked me that question I would have said "see senorita". And you never know, you never know.

Susan said...

I bet he is. Darn it!

Anonymous said...

OMG! I'm laughing out LOUD! That was the most hysterical piece of writing I have ever had the pleasure of reading! You are just an amazing writer.

Neese said...

:(

there will be more that aren't!

LBTEPA said...

Boo!
(that was really funny)

Danielle in Iowa in Ireland said...

Or maybe he just has a roommate?

ItchyBits said...

A spin instructor with a gardner and house cleaners? Hey I want his job!

IHateToast said...

dude. he has a deaf roommate who never leaves his room. i'm sure of it.

if this blog's a rockin', don't come a postin'!

21stCenturyMom said...

Yes- I do believe that's what it means. shucks.

David said...

okay. I get it. I'm not sending you any more brilliant compositions or stupid jokes. You can suffer.

Knock knock...

Anonymous said...

Late congrats for your performance and..the smoking photo: you are great! Yes...he is married but she is a witch (ella es una perra), I am sure!

Dana said...

Of course he would be married. The good ones usually are!