Once again, that idiot editor over at Complete Running has let some riff-raff loose on a keyboard. The result? This little piece on the headphone debate. You know what they say about an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of keyboards ... eventually, out comes the complete works of Shakespeare. So, I guess there's hope.
Go give her a piece of your mind. And tell her you want a writer, not a drink of water ... (get it?)