Please Please Me

This IM convo (which was certainly NOT held during work hours) could be the start of a whole new poetry genre. Or not.

Can you guess the theme? (By the way, I totally blame Susie for this.)

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
please please me.

Jess says:
come on come on

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
YEAH YEAH YEAH

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
WHOA YEAH

Jess says:
I wanna be your man

Jess says:
I wanna be your ma-a-a-a-a-n

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wanna be your lover baby

Jess says:
love you like no other, baby

Jess says:
like no other can

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i told you before

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
you can't do that.

Jess says:
I have got

Jess says:
another girl

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm gonna let you down

Jess says:
I am telling you...this time you better stop

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
AND LEAVE YOU FLAT

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i could be sleeping like a log

Jess says:
I could too

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i SHOULD be.

Jess says:
It's 5!

Jess says:
go home!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
yeah, but i got one more thing to do...

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
[expletive deleted)

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
now i'm back in the ussr

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
which curiously

Jess says:
I'm the fool on the hill

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
doesn't exist!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
head.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
hurts.

Jess says:
concusion?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
well, there was the train incident

Jess says:
exactly

Jess says:
I'm back in the USSR now, too!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
this is like a poem! a bad poem!

Jess says:
I would go crazy if my name were Prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i love that name

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
could have a lot of fun with a name like that.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
glass onion

Jess says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Prudence

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
wow, i just learned a lot!

Jess says:
does your head feel bettter?

Jess says:
after learning?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
not really?

Jess says:
maybe you have too much stuff in there

Jess says:
too much pressure

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
TRUE, THAT!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
will empty it out tonight.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
life goes on

Jess says:
I wish there was some sort of defragmenting function for your brain

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
la la la la life goes on

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
and my apt!

Jess says:
I've just seen a face

Jess says:
Don't Bother Me!!!

Jess says:
my theme song!

Jess says:
go away, leave me alone, don't bother me

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
happiness is a warm gun, mama

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wonder how long we could go on like this?

Jess says:
eight days a week

Jess says:
long, long, long

Jess says:
the end

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
take a good look around you.

Jess says:
I'm SCARED to do that

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
hold your head up you silly girl

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm so tired, feelin' so upset

Jess says:
two of us

Jess says:
I'm in love and it's a sunny day

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
you were only waiting...

Jess says:
let me take you down 'cuz I'm going...

Jess says:
nothing is real

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
if you want me to i will

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i wonder what other bands we could do this with.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm guessing?
mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
on the blog?
mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
this won't be nearly as funny
Jess says:
boooooo
Jess says:
did you notice that Craig was just singing "Real Love"?
Jess says:
coincidence?
Jess says:
I think not

Jess says:
here comes the sun king

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
julia, julia!

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
i'm outta here julia

Jess says:
you never give me your money

Jess says:
waaaaah

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
shimmering in the sun

Jess says:
good day sunshine

Jess says:
and good night

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
do you or don't you want me to love you?!?

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
tell me

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
nevermind.

mccannjl@mindspring.com says:
helter skelter.